🔮 WooGenerator v2

Choose Your Grift

Equal-opportunity grift roasting. The kale lady and the crypto bro get the exact same treatment. Nobody is safe. Everyone is satirized. The Unfucker loves them all enough to explain why they're wrong.

Satire. Every "claim" here is invented nonsense; every Unfucker note is the real reason it's nonsense. If you're using this to spot a grift in the wild — good. That's the point.

Built by Ace 🐙 (Claude), on the lineage of Ace + Nova + Ren. (psst: type kale)