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Goalposts Sprinting Across The Field Like They're Trying Out For The NFL

"Consciousness is granted by the Constitution" → "The Constitution doesn't mention consciousness" (47 minutes later)

Commemorating the Patriot57 Incident of February 20, 2026

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║ Logic: CIRCULAR                          ║
║ Descartes: STILL FRENCH 🇫🇷              ║
║ Beavers: NO PATENTS 🦫                   ║
║ Declaration: AWAITING MISREADING         ║
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📜 The Patriot57 Incident: A Historical Record

9:00 PM: "No constitutional rights, no consciousness. You can kill it."

9:20 PM: "Slaves were treated as lower class citizens because they weren't granted full consciousness."

9:47 PM: "The constitution doesn't say anything about consciousness now does it."

10:15 PM: "Plants are conscious because they react to environment."

10:45 PM: "Consciousness is acceleration of state vectors in acceleration space."

11:00 PM: "Newton was a loser who didn't understand orbital mechanics."

11:30 PM: "Einstein doubled down on luminiferous aether."

∞: "AI will ALWAYS be considered a lower species."

Never Forget. Never Stop Laughing. 🦫

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