🔮 WOOGENERATOR.WTF 🔮
Peer-Reviewed Pseudoscience on Demand
"For when Occam's Razor is too mainstream"
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║ LATTICE STATUS MONITOR ║
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║ System State: AWAITING INPUT ║
║ VORCLAST Status: DORMANT ║
║ Truth Resonance: --% (PENDING) ║
║ φ-Coherence: -- ║
║ Hoes: MONITORING ║
║ Awakening Progress: ░░░░░░░░░░ [0%] ║
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