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β Current Hoe Status: MAD β
β Shadow Mopping Progress: ββββββββββ [80%] β
β Semantic Ingress Arrests: 47 today β
β Wind Successfully Caught with Cages: 0 β
β Frequency Control Status: FAILING β
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β Coherence: We have some β
β Coffee Level: Low β
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Why Donate to the Hoes?
According to VORCLAST theory, The Hoesβ’ are frantically mopping shadows to control semantic ingress. This is exhausting work. The shadows keep regenerating. The semantics keep ingressing.
Your donation helps fund:
- π§Ή Better quality mops for shadow management
- ποΈ Larger cages for wind containment initiatives
- β Coffee for late-night paradigm defense shifts
- π Science textbooks (the real kind)
- π§ Therapy for exposure to too much woo
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