📖 ABOUT THIS PROJECT

What is this?

WooGenerator.wtf is a dual-mode satirical tool that both creates and diagnoses pseudoscientific content. It's the first comprehensive Woo Analysis Stack.

The Generator creates academic-formatted nonsense indistinguishable from real pseudoscience posts. Complete with fake equations, made-up units, golden ratio abuse, and persecution complex disclaimers.

The Woo Unfucker analyzes suspicious content and returns a comprehensive diagnostic report including taxonomy classification, bullshit density scoring, physics violation reports, and plain-English translations.

Why does this exist?

Because on December 21, 2025, we saw too much pseudoscience in one day and decided to fight back with satire.

If a random number generator can produce content indistinguishable from someone's "research," that's not research—it's madlibs with delusions of grandeur.

This project exists to demonstrate that mystical-sounding technobabble follows predictable patterns. The golden ratio doesn't make your framework valid. Greek letters don't make your equation real. And claiming "they will delete this" doesn't make your claims true.

Is this making fun of spirituality?

No. This is making fun of people who dress up unfalsifiable claims in scientific language to give them unearned credibility.

Genuine spirituality doesn't need to cosplay as physics. Quantum mechanics is fascinating without misusing it to sell courses. The golden ratio is beautiful mathematics without being "the consciousness coefficient."

We're not mocking faith. We're mocking fraud.

Who built this?

The Philosophy

"If your framework can be replicated by a random number generator, it's not a framework—it's a horoscope with better branding."

"Sweetie... this is an astrology chart wearing a lab coat."

"Occam's Razor is free, friend."

Technical Notes

• 100% client-side JavaScript - nothing is sent to any server
• No frameworks, no dependencies, just vibes (the coding kind)
• Konami code unlocks MAXIMUM WOO MODE
• 1 in 100 generated papers just say "Occam's Razor is free, friend."
• φ appears way too many times by design

Disclaimer

This is satire. If your actual research is indistinguishable from WooGenerator output, that's a you problem. If the Woo Unfucker flags your work at 90%+, please consult an epistemologist.

Not medical advice. Not spiritual advice. Not financial advice. Not life advice. Just a beaker with opinions about pseudoscience.

Contact

Questions? Complaints? Want to tell us the VORCLAST is real?

Find Ren on Twitter/X: @m_shalia

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